Andy:no its a true scientific
fact
Shawn: yeh the size of one
fist is the size of your heart, two fists together is the size of your brain
Nina: thats bullshit. What
if you dont have any hands?
Shawn: Well then you dont have a
brain or a heart obviously!!
Brett: Nice shirt...."Stupid Factory
Where Boys Are Made" ha, more like the other way around!!
Nina: "Boys Factory Where Stupids
Made"?
Brett: No i mean the oposite
Nina: "Smart Factory Where Gurls
Are Made"?
Poco: You could put a five dollar bill on your
nose and shell come over and pick it off your face with her snapper!
Gerbil: Well when you judge cocain, you judge
cocain users
Shawn: I drink coffee
Joe: My cat had babies
Nina: AWww! i love kittens!
Joe: ya, in MY BED, while i was sleeping she
came under the covers and had babies
Nina: EWWww
Jeff: Hey a walk in clinic! LETS GET ABORTED!
Aaron: What a rolling turd!
Shawn: Aw they dont have any 26s of Sienfeld!
Oh well, ill get a 40.
Shawn: But just imagine for a sec.... if i was
a guy..
Shawn: You dont understand.. im going to SEPORATE
KIDS IN HALF!!!
Nina: Well thats what happens when youre late,
your chairs falls away.....i .... guess..
Shawn: Do i play with your curly things?!!
Joey: CAN you play with my curly
things?
Joey: I think he has one word for you
Aaron: yeh, CRUTCH
Joey: Have you ever seen your sister naked?
Aaron:DONT put this on your website
Nina:
Too late
Joey: im gonna cut off your nipples and
soe em on to your butt
Aaron: then he'll milk ur ass!
Brett: Im tired
Nina: Me too
Brett: Me three
Brett: Who said that?!
Nina in sleep: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Dustin Shaw: Its like it hatches into
a pokemon
Nichole: Im hungry
Nina: Im SO hungry
Nichole: that would make me happy
Dalby: Im pretty sure that i'm the coolest
person i know
Brendan: oh... jason!!!!! i love you u
fat turd
Allis: and she has a big mole on her lip
Beth: lip?
Allis: cheek....thing...whatever its called
Nina: neck?
Allis: thats the one
Strife: I'm
a big tough wrestler...teeheehee
Nina: AHH!!!
Erik: What?!
Nina: nevermind
Nina: I dont
mean to brag but im pretty sure i ruind her life
Shawn: Hey Steff,
what are you doing for breakfast?
Steff: Taking
a huge shit thats what im doing
Steff: F-I-F-F-T-Y-C-E-N-T
and S-N double O-P *said as a rap*
Gerbil: Shawn,
there are a lot of letters in there that i dont recognize
Shawn: You lost
your liscence...to live
Shawn: Hey Nina,
i want a gorme' bed
Steff: Hey,
it didnt fight back, i can eat it
Matt: it looks like the koolademan
jerked off all over your guy's faces
Joey: lets see how hard we can wreck this
Joey: lick my evil
Nina: quick, everyone put your ass juice in
this glass
Nina: You are
too drunk i think
Rae: You.....are.....too......drunk......i......think
Nichole P: Where
do you get those? The popcicle stor?
Joey: of course
motherboards arent complicated ive made like 6 of those by accident.
Daveodil: Nah, i thik he's just
confessing his love to Terry and feeding her mutant babies
Nicole: you smell like curddled milk
Ninas Dad: and while we're gone... stay out of the beer
Luc: can i have a coke-anny?
Matt: i swear, you will take this right up the doowadnum
Nina: whats a doowadmun?
Matt: i dont know, but it cant feel good
Nicole: Thats Rae-anns writting
Nina: No thats a guys writting
Nicole:........thats my writting
Matt: I've shown nothing but love and my breasts to you
Rae: What time is it? ..... i mean where are your straws?
Rae: Matt, whats the first thing that went through your mind when those elevator doors opened-
Nina: and sh e was down on her knees-
Matt: in a chester the Cheeto guy costume
Matt: you can kick a man in the balls but you cant take his colslaw... than you fling it around
the room....you did kind of launch it in a disrespectful manner.
DJ:
and now we've got some classic rock for you with some Tom Petty
Shawn:
ah sweet i love Junstin Timberlake
Nina:
hey where did Kem and Stiff go?
Rae:
HEY! Furrguson is not a FOOTBALL, hes a BUNNY!
Peter:
I dont think ive ever seen dave this drunk
Elijah:
He's always this drunk we've just never shaved eachother
Caleb:
No i go to Canadian tire gas station to get the Canadian tire money
Jamie:
oooh Canadain tire money. Where can you use that?
Caleb
and Nina: Canadain Tire...
Nina:
WOW!
Nina:
Beth i need to talk to you about this girls boobs
Beth:
Are they bigger then mine?
Darren:
Whats with you and dust? you should go to a hypnotist and he'll be like oooh you like dust!
Darren:
Whats "Q"?
Shawn:
I donno, its just the first thing that popped into my lung-
Nina:
My uncle dog has a Peanut named Tim
Nina:
Caleb look at that the water is coming out of the mirior! that is soo pretty... Caleb... are you listening to me?
Caleb:
ya i am
Nina:
what did i say then?
Caleb:
Their sink is coming out of the closet?
Kelsey:
oh its an AIDS ball
Nina:
an AIDS ball?
Kelsey:
ya, a ball of AIDS
Darren:
(first time meeting my daughter) aaww cute, does she open her eyes yet?
Shawn:
no theyre blind for six weeks
Darren:
Zork me
